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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.06 12:25:00 -
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CommuniquÚ Mar 05
From: The Imperial Communications Ensign and Diplomatic Relations Officer, Joshua Calvert.
To: STK-Scientific, The X-Trading Company, and Techell Corp.
I hereby declare that I, Con'Mal, and Madcyborg shall cease our war upon these three corporations in exchange for payment of 150 billion isk (+ the cost of 1 Raven and 1 Scorpion).
Failure to do so will result in unholy wrath and much bad stuff.
You have been warned.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.06 13:40:00 -
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That raises a curious question: does receiving a new clone automatically make you a virgin again?
P.S: Yes, it was a joke. m0o and FE's posts were too hard to resist poking fun at 
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.06 14:11:00 -
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Edited by: Grumpf on 06/03/2004 13:58:17
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150 billion isk (+ the cost of 1 Raven and 1 Scorpion)
We do not replace ships of people that declare war on us and then hang around afk in Yulai. You are a too easy kill to be taken seriously.
Did Monstar replace the blackbird I killed with my kestrel?
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.06 18:00:00 -
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DB, I'm not pirate.
Those 3 corporations were picked for VERY specific reasons.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.07 18:38:00 -
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This war has already cost The X-Trading Company 1 Megathron, 1 Apocalypse, 13k zydrine, and a number of cruisers/frigates/indies.
Much bad stuff will ensue until I receive 58 choc-chip cookies wrapped in smooooooooooooth newly-printed isk totalling 150 Billion.
You have been warned.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.08 07:23:00 -
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Josh I think after the increase in auto turret ranges your success rate against the good people you choose as enemies has gone down quite a bit. I am curious about how you afford so many clones and replacement ships though.
This is an official war so why would turrets be a problem?
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.13 09:43:00 -
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Much bad stuff continues - further losses and embarrassments inflicted upon XT and STK-S.
Payment of the ransom fee (450M isk) per corporation is required to end the war.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.13 11:24:00 -
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So at the rate of kills vs losses, by the time you break those 3 corps you will have lost at least a hundred personal battleships....
I didnt know being a falcon wing joke and a bad director paid that well in EVER...
Get back to mining and making ships, Jai. You're better at that rather than pvp or forum spamming.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.13 11:31:00 -
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I shall never ever recover from the loss of that BB. The financial repurcussions meant I had to mine veldpsar for 8 weeks with an Apoc, Iteron V, and a macro.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.13 11:32:00 -
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alt haulers who are afk ARE an embarrassment, Morlock.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.13 21:43:00 -
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Edited by: Joshua Calvert on 13/03/2004 21:47:22
STK-S lose their 2nd battleship of the day (the first being Temerlyn's Tempest in a 1vs 1 against Madcyborg) thanks to my suicide-Thorax and Con'Mal's powerhitting Tempest.
Lakta Ligunia [STK-S] insists he'll only go 1 vs 1 despite happily outnumbering myself earlier in the week with thomas03/Grey Runner because "he wanted to train him in pvp". I hope he doesn't expect us to train these guys for free!
Morlocke [M2] and/or Dirus [SPVD] stole the loot from the dead Megathron though so they'll be cursed forever.
Or until I get a cookie.
The offer still stands - 450M from STK-S and X-Trading will see us retract the wars. X-T have already lost much more than 450M in battleships and STK-S won't be too far behind.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.14 08:47:00 -
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Primer,
While in EV I spent the vast majority of my time in 0.0 space - you should know this because my co-pilots and I frequently broke your NAP by breaking your ships 
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.14 15:55:00 -
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way to log off again josh
What are you implying?
Ask Grey Dragon and Ashen Shugar if I only gank indies - I took them both on at the same time and made them warp away.
I just this afternoon went 1 vs 1 with archangel sean and he had to warp away before he died.
None of them were in indies.
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.14 16:19:00 -
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http://myeve.eve-online.com/screenshots/?screenID=3283
Standstill?
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